How to Wear Glove Shoes (Without Looking Like An Alien Grandma)

September 16, 2016

Yeah, alien grandma. Because I don’t know how else to explain these so completely hideous they might be chic, I guess, shoes. You know if you like that completely unsexy, ugly shoe look. And yet, everyone is wearing them, and I find myself oddly intrigued. It’s like the new, more extreme normcore. Maybe the intrigue is that it’s almost a badge of honor like I’m so good, I can make even these completely heinous shoes look chic. Definitely what I would say is going on here. And as one who is always up for a challenge, for an opportunity to prove myself worthy, I am actually considering joining all those who came before me to accept the great last fashion challenge of 2016.